Funny Scented Holiday Christmas gift candle for sarcastic for boss

🧵 Highest-Quality Materials & Easy Care Instructions

We’re picky—in a good way. Every product is made with premium, durable materials chosen to look good, feel good, and survive real life (kids, pets, jobs, errands, chaos).

• Candles: Clean-burning soy blends with bold, funny labels

Easy Care (because we’re tired too)

• Candles: Trim the wick and don’t leave them burning while you wander off—your future self will thank you

⭐ Shipping

• Free shipping on orders over $65 — because your cart deserves a treat.
• We ship within the USA only (international vibes pending).
• Most orders ship within 7 days because everything’s made fresh, not mass-produced.
• Delivery typically takes 2–5 business days once shipped.
• Shipping rates are weight-based — tees, candles, mugs, and totes all travel differently.

🔄 Returns

We want you to love your order—whether it’s something you wear, burn, sip from, or pack full of snacks. Most items are made to order, so returns are usually not accepted, but if your item arrives broken, wrong, or defective, we’ll fix it fast.

• Incorrect, damaged, or defective items → full refund
• Requests must be made within 30 days of purchase
• Start your return: support@graphicmom.com

Refund Eligibility

• Item arrived damaged, defective, or incorrect
• You contacted us within 30 days
• Item is unused and in its original condition (Translation: don’t wear it, light it, drink from it, or field-test it first.)

*Policy may change—because business is a roller coaster.